Week 20: Nerf Guns and Transfers

Guess what! I’m staying in Wentzville for another transfer! I’m pretty pumped about it. Elder Hein is staying too so we get another transfer together.

March Madness happened this week. I’m on my mission BUT I’m in 2nd place in my bracket tournament apparantly. It just goes to show that it DOES NOT MATTER HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT BASKETBALL! That’s the beauty of March Madness.

We also made a FANTASTIC DISCOVERY this week. There’s this ransom closet in our apartment that we hardly ever open. This week we were looking for some pass-along cards and we checked this closet. Lo and Behold…THERE WERE NERF GUNS AND NERF BULLETS GALORE! We played a ton of Nerf Wars this week after this discovery. We also got some targets and put some tacs in some of the bullets so it’s like DARTS! We are having a freaking crazy fun time with that too. But it can be a little dangerous during companionship inventories…

I also got some more RAISING CANES this week. We had to go to St. Louis for Elder Hein’s doctor appointment. We went to this MASSIVE medical facility and got lost. Why are there so many freaking hospitals in St. Louis?? And why on EARTH are they all so freaking huge? Geez.

We got to do some service at this horse ranch place and clean up a bunch trees and stuff so the horses don’t get whacked by low hanging branches when people are riding them. We met Raven while doing it and we are beginning to teach him about the Gospel! Service is pretty litty.

My spiritual thought comes from Proverbs 21:19. HAHAHAHAHAH just kidding. Look that one up though it’s a bar. My real thought comes from Ecclesiasties 12:13. It reads, “Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.” I love that. In this crazy, complicated life, this is our whole duty, our whole purpose. Fear God and keep the commandments. Love They Neighbor. Love Thine Enemies. I love you all! 

Elder Inkley


1. Me definitely not watching March Madness

2. Horse service 

3. Canes

4. Funny meme about Born Against talking about the Book of Mormon